WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
Quetzalcoatlus is badass and we all know it.
alright today in sex education we’ll be having a practical lesson. i’ll meet you all individually in my office
When I first read that I thought it said “I’ll meet you all individually in my orifice”.
That works too I guess…
My dash did a thing
oh look at that sexy username on the second post.
I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes.
(Source: thewhatever, via doctorsleuth)
I can die happy now that I’ve seen this..
I can’t even. This. Guys. This.
I wish i could photoshop so well..