What is your battle cry?
Striding through the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, comethPancakesandplaid! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
“I’m going to pulverize you until you are tax-deductible!!!”
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging along the plains! It isResidentcreep, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries homicidally:
“I’m going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!”
Who is that, skulking amidst the fields! It is Hugh-laurious, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She bellows homicidally:
“I’m going to bludgeon you until you acquire caulrophobia, then make toast!!!”
Prowling over the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare standing in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh MushroomBoom! And he gives a guttural roar:
“Ares, God of War, be praised! I sow darkness and discord faster than the super-flu!!!”
Hark! Who is that, prowling along the hotel lobby! It is Katzuh, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to smack you all the way to Dorflingen, Austria!!”
(Source: chantillyxlacey)
