British Masterclass.

thedevilstuxedo:

Y’all listen up now, because we’re about to get British.

Mom —-> Mum

French Fries —-> Chips

Chips —-> Crisps

Sidewalk —-> Pavement

Hood —-> Bonnet

Trunk —-> Boot

Eraser —-> Rubber

Rubber —-> Condom

Couch —-> Sofa

Ass —-> Arse

Jaywalking —-> Not illegal

……. —-> Kinder eggs.

mindgames-and-logicpuzzles:

otsanda:

everything about this post.

(Source: beautywithin16)

On the Tenth Day of Britmas, My True Love Gave To Me…

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Ten Big Red Buses

(i got stuck)

Nine Screen James Bonds

Eight (Hundred) Tea Bags

Seven Potter Novels

Six Pointless Answers

FIVE COLOURED RIIIIIIIINGS

Four UK Countries

Three Men With Cheekbones

Two Jimmy Scandals

And a Stephen Fry on My TV…

A Dictionary of English slang and colloquialisms used in the United Kingdom

miss-cutiepatootie:

dodgerthirteen:

ohitsjustkim:

kassie-in-neverland:

Dear the British,

How come when I make my own tea it sucks out the ass and when you make it for me, it’s like a hug in a cup?

Because yours tastes like harbour.

shadows-cant-kill-your-light:

poppywho:

the royal family, everybody

(Source: royalsstuffandnonsense)

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

synclair-exilis:

skarosoul:

does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people

I remember on one episode this kept happening and Ed Byrne grabbed the microphone stand and ran off with it.

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