In which my dad reads The Hunger Games and unwittingly writes fanfics:

Dad:

I'll probably finish it tomorrow
Me:

God speed. It's all down hill from here.
Dad:

It's no Supernatural but I'll try to contain myself.
Me:

No Supernatural is ALWAYS downhill. At least their CGI is the same.
Dad:

What would happen if we combined them?
Me:

Oh god Dad no
Dad:

The angel can be Peeta.
Me:

Dad noooooo
Dad:

But instead of bread he makes trench coats.
Me:

Dad stop.
Dad:

THE BOY ON FIRE AND THE BOY WITH A TRENCH COAT
Me:

....I like that you automaticly assume that Katniss is going to be a male.
Dad:

...I thought they didn't have girls on that show.
Me:

They do but they tend to die. A lot.
Dad:

Well then they can be the other tributes.
Me:

Oh god.
Dad:

The moose can be Prim.
Me:

-cry laughing-
Dad:

It will be like....Brokeback Supernatural Games.
Me:

What?!
Dad:

The cave scene. Brokeback Moutain. Get with it.
Me:

Dad...Dad I think you're pairing two guys together in a show you've never seen, in the setting of a teen novel.
Dad:

I seen clips. That angel is gay. Gay as the day is long.
Me:

....
Dad:

I'm going to bed.
Me:

...
Dad:

You're going to tell the internet aren't you?
Me:

Yes. Yes I am.