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thebiscuiteternal:

panda-hiiro:

rampant-noodle:

jokkes:

Please, quit yelling at the cashiers. They don’t get paid enough for this shit.

this but with lotion and shit

Apply this to all retail settings.

(also I don’t control sales tax you need to take that up with the state)

(protip President Obama doesn’t control it either)

I also don’t control which coupons are permitted and which aren’t. Take that up with the manufacturers who put them out and don’t bother to give us the proper computer codes.

This is basically me for my entire shift today. Ugh. 

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